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Total Medals Earned: 90 (From 18 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,190 Points

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Road of the Dead

Medals Earned: 2/24 (20/1,000 points)

Gunslinger 10 Points

Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol

Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points

Use a water jug to put off your burning engine

Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points

Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only

Hood Shaker 5 Points

Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls

Flip Flop 10 Points

Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa

Meticulous 10 Points

Kill 10 zombies at low speed

Don't Need Wheels 25 Points

Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown

No Mercy 25 Points

Hit 25 civilians

Quick Draw 25 Points

Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots

Road Dominator 25 Points

Hit 50 highway soldiers

Road Warrior 25 Points

Defeat a helicopter

Wise Man 25 Points

Avoid 10 mutated zombies

Close Encounters 50 Points

Get all 5 enemy types off your hood

Nuke Watcher 50 Points

Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare

Pinball 50 Points

Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo

Speed Racer 50 Points

Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed

Tank 50 Points

Buy all the upgrades

Time To Spare 50 Points

Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time

Top Gun 50 Points

Dodge 10 carpet bombings

Zombie Sniper 50 Points

Do 30 zombie splatter hits

Dead On Time 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time

Hell's Angel 100 Points

Beat Highway To Hell

One Man Army 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Police State

Survivor 100 Points

Beat The Great Escape

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/425 points)

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/200 points)

Occasional Smoker 10 Points

Score 50 points in easy mode.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

2 pack-a-day 25 Points

Score 50 points in medium mode.

Chain Smoker 50 Points

Score 50 points in advanced mode.

Full-Time Addict 100 Points

Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Street Fighter Collab

Medals Earned: 2/8 (125/375 points)

Domestic Violence 25 Points

X marks the spot!

Bloodshot 100 Points

Watch the whole thing without skipping.

Tiger Nipples 25 Points

Give 'em a pinch!

Tiger Uppercut 25 Points

Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!

Turtles 25 Points

Nobody likes a turtle!

Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points

Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!

Ono Boners 50 Points

Oh Ono!

Egg Hunter 100 Points

Find all the secret movies!

Super Playboy

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/260 points)

Epic Dead 5 Points

killed by an explosion

Tons Drop! 5 Points

drop from 5 meters height

Invasion 5 Points

kill 15 civilians

The Hero 10 Points

kill 20 spearmen

Genocide 10 Points

destroy 10 catapults

Dragon Rider 10 Points

destroy 10 balloons

The One 25 Points

kill 15 wizards

This is Sparta! 5 Points

killed by spearmen

Mission Completed? 50 Points

finish all levels

Superhero 25 Points

survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode

God of Playboy 50 Points

survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode

Chicken Run! 25 Points

kill 30 chickens

Rubber Hero 10 Points

bounce back 25 projectiles

True Playboy 25 Points

kiss 25 girls

Sydney Shark

Medals Earned: 2/17 (50/525 points)

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter

AirbusA380 25 Points

Take down the Airbus A380

BAEHawk 25 Points

Take down the BAE Hawk

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

Take down the Broadcast helicopter

CrocodileJet 25 Points

Take down the crocodile jet

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

Take down the DHC 2 Beaver

Kayak 25 Points

Crush 10 kayaks

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Nuke Sydney

Orca 25 Points

Eat 60 pieces of Orca

Sailplane 25 Points

Take down the sailplane

UFO 25 Points

Take down the UFO

Zeppelin 25 Points

Take down the zeppelin

Horse 50 Points

Kill 9 horses

Passenger 50 Points

Kill 30 cruise ship passengers

SkyDiver 50 Points

Kill 10 sky divers

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Thing-Thing Arena 3

Medals Earned: 2/26 (35/500 points)

You can shoot them too 10 Points

Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them

Misanthropist 25 Points

150 Kills in a match

Can't wait for it 5 Points

Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade

Execution 5 Points

Perform an execution

Abundance of ammunition 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Glock 18

Beligerantly understated 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Beretta

Buckshot Firestorm 10 Points

100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer

Fire and shrapnel; this is my love 10 Points

100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher

LAZOR OVURLOAD 10 Points

100 Kills with the Laser Cannon

Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger! 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun

Tag! You're dead! 10 Points

100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher

Variety Kill 10 Points

Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons

Bullet hose wrangler 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Glock 18's

Chicago memoir 25 Points

100 Kills with the Thompson

Collateral Damage 25 Points

100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun

Corrosive Personality 25 Points

100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher

Crainial Eviscerator 25 Points

150 Headshots in one match

Deciple of Woo 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Berettas

Do ya feel lucky? 25 Points

100 Kills with the magnum

Hasta La Vista 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns

Lead Pipe Ninja 25 Points

100 Kills with the Lead Pipe

Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight 25 Points

100 Kills with the Tavor

Piercing Glare 25 Points

100 Kills with the Arrow Gun

Shotgun Sniper 25 Points

100 Kills with the M1187

Tried em all 25 Points

Get a kill with every weapon during a single match

Divine Powers 50 Points

100 Kills with Artifact 19

Zombies, Inc.

Medals Earned: 27/30 (330/455 points)

Beat Game on Easy 5 Points

Beat the game on easy difficulty.

Conquer Africa 5 Points

Zombie Pharaohs? Hasn't that been done before?

Conquer Canada 5 Points

Not that they put up much of a fight.

Conquer Central America 5 Points

I don't know if you knew this already, but zombies love spicy food.

Conquer South America 5 Points

The amazon just got even wilder.

Conquer South Asia 5 Points

What's the capital of Thailand? The answer may surprise you.

Conquer the North Pole 5 Points

Zombify Santa.

Conquer the South Pole 5 Points

Penguin zombies are no joke.

Conquer the World in 90 Days 5 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 90 days!

Fully Upgrade One Item 5 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of one item in your sales department.

Fully Upgrade One Zombie 5 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of one of your zombies.

Beat Game on Normal 10 Points

Beat the game on normal difficulty.

Conquer Australia 10 Points

Kroikey! A zombie dingo ate my zombie baby!

Conquer China 10 Points

People in China who get this medal also get arrested for sedition.

Conquer Japan 10 Points

If zombies can control giant robots, then we are all f**ked.

Conquer Russia 10 Points

In soviet Russia, zombies conquer you!

Conquer the World in 75 Days 10 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 75 days!

Fully Upgrade Five Zombies 10 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of five of your zombies.

Fully Upgrade Four Items 10 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of four items in your sales department.

Hire 20 Employees 10 Points

You are a thriving small business.

Hire 40 Employees 10 Points

You are a thriving company.

Conquer Europe 25 Points

Riots and strikes are the least of your worries.

Conquer the United States 25 Points

Politicians are now bribed with brains instead of money.

Fully Upgrade All Items 25 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of all items in your sales department.

Hire 60 Employees 25 Points

You are a thriving corporation, and a boon to the economy!

Unlock all Company Upgrades 25 Points

Your company is now running at peak efficiency!

Conquer the World in 60 Days 50 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 60 days!

Beat Game on Hard 25 Points

Beat the game on hard difficulty

Beat Game w/o Losing a Battle 50 Points

You are definitely an expert strategist.

Fully Upgrade All Zombies 50 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of all of your zombies.